i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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