I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Its about making memories worth repressing
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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