As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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