My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
