i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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