Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
