Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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