If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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