for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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