Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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