I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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