I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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