is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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