My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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