do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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