But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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