can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
are you so shy because you have an std?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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