i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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