You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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