Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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