People in love make me want to vomit
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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