Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Will exercising make me less horny?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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