Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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