I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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