I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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