Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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