Can Purell be used as lube?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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