So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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