Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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