Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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