let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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