so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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