her vagine was all disorganized.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
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I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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