Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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