I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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