lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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