i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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