I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
