MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
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You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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