Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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