Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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