I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
