So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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