Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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