Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Can Purell be used as lube?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
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