What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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