i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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