bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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