it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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