i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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