No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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