I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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