My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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