i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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