and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Randomize
