hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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