Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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