Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Someone signed my nipple.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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