come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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