its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I need to sanitize my soul.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize