i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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