i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
i think my cat just said my name.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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